Haircutting 101
BEFORE
Step one: Make sure you have the right scissors.
Step Two: Make sure you have all the proper equipment.
Step Three: Be sure to pull your own hair back, so it doesn't get in the way (oh, and it's always good to wear your favorite shirt... for good luck).
Step Four: Be sure the victim... er, I mean client... can't see.
Step Five: Close your eyes and pray.Step Six: When you think you might be done open your eyes and inspect your work.
AFTER.
Note: If the hair looks really bad, go to the stylist and blame it on your spouse.
Step one: Make sure you have the right scissors.
Step Two: Make sure you have all the proper equipment.
Step Three: Be sure to pull your own hair back, so it doesn't get in the way (oh, and it's always good to wear your favorite shirt... for good luck).
Step Four: Be sure the victim... er, I mean client... can't see.
Step Five: Close your eyes and pray.Step Six: When you think you might be done open your eyes and inspect your work.
AFTER.
Note: If the hair looks really bad, go to the stylist and blame it on your spouse.
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