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This is actually something I did a while ago, but I thought it'd be fun to put on here. My husband's brother's teased me mercilessly about putting my emotions out for everyone to see. My sisters wondered what the heck they were talking about. So here goes, tell me if it's to 'emotional':

P.S. This is a really fun writing exercise you guys should all do it.


Can run for hours on a single bowl of cereal! This particular model comes with a built in catastrophe monitor, just ask and it'll be able to give you the worst case scenario in under two seconds. But don't worry, it will also help you avoid them.

Although we're still working out the kinks, her temper flare's have dropped to only a 55% chance. Don't forget to try out the smile and beautiful eyes button's. These have been known to hypnotize the most stoic, but the new improved version is programmed to only respond to it's purchaser.

Don't worry about the height, it's tall slender build is able to fold into small places such as closets or under beds and is still versatile enough to reach the highest shelf.

And how about that library of books stowed away in her memory boards? After years of downloading our product can give you the overview of hundreds of titles from Fiction to Philosophy.

Comes with attachments for newborns, toddlers, and multiple grade schoolers. Is well versed in certain religious topics and has a strong outer shell. Please, though, no water, this model will shut down if submerged.

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