I just love love songs they make me feel soooo in love. Like I'm the one they are singing about and I get this warm feeling in my heart and just love.
6 year old son:
(pointing at my breasts)
Him: Mom, is that your special area?
Me: Well, it's one of them.
Him: Dad says that's where girls special area's are.
Me: It's not all but it's one.
Him: So some girls pee from there?
Me: Um... No *long detailed explanation of bodily function ensues* and you're special area isn't just for going potty. It has other purposes too that we'll tell you about when you're a little older.
Him: Hmm, but mom... they are so big and fat and round.
Me: Yes, honey they are.
Husband in phone conversation:
"Playing football has started feeling a lot like having to do wind sprints across the field."
6 year old son
"I only like ice cream cones on Sundays."
"I only have to comb my hair on Sundays."