Me: She's only part human? I didn't know that.
7 y/o girl: What do you mean?
Me: Well what else is she then?
7 y/o: She's part soldier. Part human - part soldier.
At church during sermon to 6 y/o animated artist:
Me: Baby, if your army can't be quieter then you can't draw battles.
Sesquicentennial parade in nearby town:
Me: I really like parades. I think they're one of my favorite things.
Ralexwin: Yeah? So did Hitler.
Me: Umm, thanks love.
Neighbor girl after entering my home: Did you get a new house?
My daughter: No, we just cleaned.
My neice prank calling her dad (my brother):
E: Is your refrigerator running?
Her dad (trying not to laugh): Why, yes it is.
E: Umm .... ..... Good.
Little 7 year old (not mine) at church:
Teacher: So what are some things that can happen to us that we might need to forgive someone about?
Random child: When someone hurts us.
Teacher: And what is hurt? What is a way we can be hurt?
7 y/o: When someone kicks you in the face. That would hurt.