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Post #400 Today... And It's Some Kid's Funnies

At McDonalds.
Vicbowin: "Did you know that brown people used to not get payed for the work they did?"

Me: "I did know that, it's very sad isn't it."

Vicbowin: "I wonder if that girl got paid for helping us."

New Variation on an Old Game:

Iyawin: This little piggy went to Walmart

Unsure How Dad's New Career is Going to Go:

Albowin: Once upon a time there was a boy named Josh* who wanted to be a lawyer, but no one liked lawyers so he had to move away.

Age Confusion:

Vicbowin: We're not little kids anymore!

Albbowin: Yeah, we're 7 & 8!

Let's Just Clarify Something:

Vicbowin: Boys fall in love to fast.

Self-Destructive Behavior

Vicbowin: I wish I had glasses cuz they make you look smart.

Self-Destructive Behavior Part 2

Me: "I feel so fat!" **

Vicbowin: "Mom, saying that sort of thing doesn't make you look very good."


*No clue where he came up with the name Josh.
** I don't usually say that sort of thing but it was a bad morning.


Travelin'Oma said…
I love the little piggy going to Walmart. Or the little piggy going to Wendy's.

Thanks for you trauma/comment on my blog! That would be difficult to forget.
Lisa said…
Your stories are always so good that I laugh out loud and relay them to the husband. It was the Macdonald's that was so funny to me.
cannwin said…
What kills me is she basically asked if the woman was a slave in her loudest talking voice. Children have no filters ::shakes head:: it makes life interesting.

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