Vicbowin: "Did you know that brown people used to not get payed for the work they did?"
Me: "I did know that, it's very sad isn't it."
Vicbowin: "I wonder if that girl got paid for helping us."
New Variation on an Old Game:
Iyawin: This little piggy went to Walmart
Unsure How Dad's New Career is Going to Go:
Albowin: Once upon a time there was a boy named Josh* who wanted to be a lawyer, but no one liked lawyers so he had to move away.
Vicbowin: We're not little kids anymore!
Albbowin: Yeah, we're 7 & 8!
Let's Just Clarify Something:
Vicbowin: Boys fall in love to fast.
Vicbowin: I wish I had glasses cuz they make you look smart.
Self-Destructive Behavior Part 2
Me: "I feel so fat!" **
Vicbowin: "Mom, saying that sort of thing doesn't make you look very good."
*No clue where he came up with the name Josh.
** I don't usually say that sort of thing but it was a bad morning.