(cute as ever)
(interaction between me and the Irish Twins)
Vicbowin: Mom! He called me a bumper.
Me to Albowin: You can't go around calling people bumpers...that is a bad word!
Translation: Bumper is butt.
Me: Baby, where did you put that paper?
The Mischievite: Ober dere (over there).
Me: Over where?
The Mischievite: In your bum.
Me: Not funny.
The Mischievite (giggling): Yes, it i-i-is.
The Mischievite: Me put my feet in the mud?
Me: Sure if you want, just don't come onto the carpet after.
The Mischievite: Me can? And my hands?
The Mischievite: And my shirt?!
The what of who I am
Vicbowin: You know, I'm not going to act like a girly girl anymore. I'm just gonna act like myself.
Me: How do girly girls act?
Vicbowin: They chase boys and I don't like to chase boys... except for G. because he chases me back.
(After winning a raffle prize)
Albowin: I think people must like me because I have glasses.
The Mischievite: Me no go to the park alone?
Me: Nope, you stay in the yard, okay.
The Mischievite: Me no go to the park alone, cause then I'd die.
The Mischievite (in tears): Me go to the libwawy too!
Me: No, you can't go to the library without mom, honey.
The Mischievite: Cause then I'd die?
Me: Baby, you need to pick up this stuff when you're done playing with it or your sister could put it in her mouth.
The Miscievite: Mm-Hmm. She put it in her mouth and then she'd die.