Is it possible for you to pop yourself into my mouth at the appointed time everyday? I mean I understand the whole self-responsibility thing and all, but I've got four kids and a house that WAY to big for me to keep up with. A lot of times I forget about you and these emotional roller-coasters are starting to wear me down. I don't do so well on roller-coaster's you see. I used to, back when I was young and had no sense of self-preservation, but I've gotten older now and I can tell you, I don't do roller-coasters well.
So, if it's at all possible to like get the regimented injection form of you I'd love to sign up.