From the Mouths of Babes


Speaking Scientifically
*Vicbowin: It's 4 oz (said like awz) right?
Ralexwin laughing: Yeah.
Vicbowin: Awz is short for ounces.

*Vicbowin: The weather said stranded clouds. You know the ones that wander around not sure where to go.
 
*Albowin: Mom-whats that white thing up there?
Me: Umm, a cloud.

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Self-diagnosis:

Albowin: My tummy feels like a roasted duck.

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The What If's:

*Vicbowin: Would you rather die from drowning or from burning to death.

Next day- 
Vicbowin: Would you rather have your feet burnt off by the cement or be poked by pine needles?
Me: Poked by pine needles!
Vicbowin: Until your dead?
Me: Will you stop it!

*Albowin: What would it be like if baseball bats were made out of wood?
Vicbowin: What if baseballs were made out of metal!?


Then There's The Mischievite:

*Mischievite: 1-2-3-4 you grounded!
* To his Sunday teacher: Me mommy has a big bum!

Comments

Polly Blevins said…
Funny...We use to have a wood baseball bat. And a metal baseball. Just kidding about the baseball.
Jessica Bair said…
Must be a kid thing. Bianca LOVES to play would you rather. I remember playing it with my brothers.
Unknown said…
Big bum? No way!
Cannwin said…
Oh yes, my husband was the other one in there... he nearly died!
Melissa (Red) said…
Big bum? Was that Ian? That must have been before I was his Sunday teacher, cuz I definately don't remember that. LOL

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