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Conversation between Albowin and Ralexwin:

R: Okay, how do you spell 'people'?

A: P-E-O.... P-E-L

R: Close, but remember that in this word the E is at the end.

A: Oh! Okay. P-E-O-P-E-N

R: No.

A: P-E-O-P-N-E-N

R: No. I didn't say there was an 'N' after 'E', I said there was an E at the end. Try again.

A: You said there was an 'N'.

R: No, there was an end.

A: Like 'Y'!?


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The Mischievite saying goodbye to his dad.

M: Bye! Remember Dad, don't walk in the road and don't die!


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Ralexwin and Albowin:

R: Okay, now spell 'family.'

A: F-I-M-L-E-D

R: What? No... listen to the sounds, please.


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Bedtime Negotiations:

A: Since I didn't get to go to bed until 8:14, I think I should be able to keep my light on later.

R: I understand, but you have to be up early tomorrow so you can't keep it on past the usual 8:30.

A: How about 8:39?

R: I don't think I can go past 8:37.

A: 8:38?

R: Alright... 8:38.


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Ralexwin and Albowin:

R: Okay, 'tried.'

A: T-H...

R: No!

Comments

iamwoman said…
This made me LOL big time.
Cannwin said…
That right there is the reason I don't help my boy with his spelling... I can't handle the random letters he throws in, but it sure does make great fodder for the blog. :)
Myya said…
Relaxwin is HILARIOUS!!! I love things like this, I think kids make for the best posts :)
adrielleroyale said…
Ok, that is TOO cute!! Sounds like quite the handful! :)
Cannwin said…
@adrielle,

Only on their bad days. :)

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