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Mischievites Say The Darndest Things

Mischievite: Mom is that your diarrhea?
Me: What?
 Mischievite pointing to computer: Your diarrhea.
Me: You mean my diary?
Mischievite: Yeah, diarrhea.

Mischievite: Mom, how did those people get turned into statues?

Mischievite: Pretend you a big giant mountain.
Me: Okay.
Mischievite: Hello, big giant mountain, what's your name?
Me: ::silence::
Mischievite whispering: Mom, you're a GOOD big, giant mountain.
Me whispering: Okay.
Mischievite: Big giant mountain what your name?
Me: ::silence::
Mischievite: Mom! Talk!!!!
Me: But I'm a mountain.
Mischievite: A TALKING mountain, Mom.

Mischievite: Mom, do you like fresh fingers?
Me: Fresh fingers?
Mischievite: Yep.
Me: Sure, they are the tastiest.

Mischievite after being walloped by his little sister: That's why we shouldn't have a baby.

--- And a little extra ---

Vicbowin: What's the fastest animal in the world?
Me: I think it's the Cheetah.
Vicbowin: No, that's the fastest mammal. What's the fastest living thing?
Me: Umm, I have no idea.

(Note: It's the Peregrine Falcon.... it can dive at over 250 miles per hour)


Meaghan said…
I always crack up at these things :) I'm sure there's someone here in the muc that thinks I ridiculously crazy.

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