Albowin: "See that blue sign with the chair on it... that's where damaged people can park."
Albowin: "In Canada a fire can start in 80 seconds."
Mischievite: "Are there mirrors in Utah?"
Me to Mischievite: "The way your week is playing out you're going to be black and blue when we get to Utah."
Mischievite an hour later: "Mommy says I going to be black and white when I live in Utah."
Mischievite upon meeting a new acquaintance: "Hi, I had a birfday and now I'm four."
New acquaintance: "Oh, when was your birthday?"
Mischievite: "Mom, when me burp it makes me unfat."
Me: "So, what is the first thing you want to do when we get to Utah?"
Mischievite: "Look in a mirror to see myself black and blue."