Funny Things the Kids Say
Albowin: "See that blue sign with the chair on it... that's where damaged people can park."
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Albowin: "In Canada a fire can start in 80 seconds."
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Mischievite: "Are there mirrors in Utah?"
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Me to Mischievite: "The way your week is playing out you're going to be black and blue when we get to Utah."
Mischievite an hour later: "Mommy says I going to be black and white when I live in Utah."
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Mischievite upon meeting a new acquaintance: "Hi, I had a birfday and now I'm four."
New acquaintance: "Oh, when was your birthday?"
Mischievite: "Febwuary."
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Mischievite: "Mom, when me burp it makes me unfat."
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Me: "So, what is the first thing you want to do when we get to Utah?"
Mischievite: "Look in a mirror to see myself black and blue."
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