Boa Constrictor By Shel Silverstein

Oh, I’m being eaten
By a boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
I’m being eaten by a boa constrictor,
And I don’t like it—one bit.
Well, what do you know?
It’s nibblin’ my toe.
Oh, gee,
It’s up to my knee.
Oh my,
It’s up to my thigh.
Oh, fiddle,
It’s up to the middle.
Oh, heck,
It’s up to my neck.
Oh, dread,
It’s upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff…


Yep--That's me!



Comments

Anonymous said…
ewww ewww ewwwwww, creepy, yuck, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Meaghan said…
Cool!!!! :D :D :D :D !!!!! AWESOME!!! :D YOU ROCK!!!!
Rob-bear said…
You and the Boa — both looking good.
I'm with Polly — how heavy did that Boa feel around your neck?
Also, glad the Boa wasn't hungry.
Cannwin said…
It's actually a Burmese (sp?) Python named Katie. She weighs around 70 lbs and is around 12 ft long.

She belongs to a friend of mine and I was pretty okay with her being around me until her stupid head came crawling toward my face.

Even though I've been told she only eats rabbits.

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