Boa Constrictor By Shel Silverstein
Oh, I’m being eaten
By a boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
I’m being eaten by a boa constrictor,
And I don’t like it—one bit.
Well, what do you know?
It’s nibblin’ my toe.
Oh, gee,
It’s up to my knee.
Oh my,
It’s up to my thigh.
Oh, fiddle,
It’s up to the middle.
Oh, heck,
It’s up to my neck.
Oh, dread,
It’s upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff…
Yep--That's me!
Comments
I'm with Polly — how heavy did that Boa feel around your neck?
Also, glad the Boa wasn't hungry.
She belongs to a friend of mine and I was pretty okay with her being around me until her stupid head came crawling toward my face.
Even though I've been told she only eats rabbits.