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Speak and They Will Listen

Just a few today:

Me: It's very frustrating to me to not be able to put on a shirt, I mean look honey it barely fits over my belly!

6 year old son, sitting on my bed one morning: Mom, I think you should see the doctor about that. You should get that baby out of you.


My daughter after I licked my thumb and went after a chocolate streak on her face... in the middle of the church sermon.

"What are you doing!!!?"

Me: "Shhh, honey, I'm just trying to get some dirt off your face."

"With your spit!?"

Me: "Well, what else do I have? You want it off don't you?"

I go at her once more.

"Stop it Mom! That's disgusting!!!"


All the kids and me in bathroom.

6 year old boy: "Mom, where's my tooth brush?"

Me: "It's in the drawer."

6 y/o: "No it's not."

Me to baby: "Do you know where your brothers tooth brush is?"

Baby nods.

Me: "Where?"

Baby points down the sink drain.

We all look.

6 y/o: "Mom, what's that?"

Me: "I think it's your tooth brush."

6 y/o: "BABYYYYYYY!"


Separate day...

6 y/o: "Mom can we get a new baby?"


Lisa said…
Reading commentary from the mouths of your kids is better than going to the movies.

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