Speak and They Will Listen
Just a few today:
Me: It's very frustrating to me to not be able to put on a shirt, I mean look honey it barely fits over my belly!
6 year old son, sitting on my bed one morning: Mom, I think you should see the doctor about that. You should get that baby out of you.
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My daughter after I licked my thumb and went after a chocolate streak on her face... in the middle of the church sermon.
"What are you doing!!!?"
Me: "Shhh, honey, I'm just trying to get some dirt off your face."
"With your spit!?"
Me: "Well, what else do I have? You want it off don't you?"
I go at her once more.
"Stop it Mom! That's disgusting!!!"
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All the kids and me in bathroom.
6 year old boy: "Mom, where's my tooth brush?"
Me: "It's in the drawer."
6 y/o: "No it's not."
Me to baby: "Do you know where your brothers tooth brush is?"
Baby nods.
Me: "Where?"
Baby points down the sink drain.
We all look.
6 y/o: "Mom, what's that?"
Me: "I think it's your tooth brush."
6 y/o: "BABYYYYYYY!"
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Separate day...
6 y/o: "Mom can we get a new baby?"
Me: It's very frustrating to me to not be able to put on a shirt, I mean look honey it barely fits over my belly!
6 year old son, sitting on my bed one morning: Mom, I think you should see the doctor about that. You should get that baby out of you.
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My daughter after I licked my thumb and went after a chocolate streak on her face... in the middle of the church sermon.
"What are you doing!!!?"
Me: "Shhh, honey, I'm just trying to get some dirt off your face."
"With your spit!?"
Me: "Well, what else do I have? You want it off don't you?"
I go at her once more.
"Stop it Mom! That's disgusting!!!"
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All the kids and me in bathroom.
6 year old boy: "Mom, where's my tooth brush?"
Me: "It's in the drawer."
6 y/o: "No it's not."
Me to baby: "Do you know where your brothers tooth brush is?"
Baby nods.
Me: "Where?"
Baby points down the sink drain.
We all look.
6 y/o: "Mom, what's that?"
Me: "I think it's your tooth brush."
6 y/o: "BABYYYYYYY!"
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Separate day...
6 y/o: "Mom can we get a new baby?"
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