What the Kids Have Been Up To
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Conversation between Ralexwin and Albowin:
R: "Why did you wet your bed last night?"
A: "I didn't wet my bed!"
R: "Then why were the sheets wet?"
A: "Because my underwear was wet?"
R: "Why was your underwear wet?"
A: "I don't know!"
R: "I do.... You need to get up and go to the bathroom if you need to go."
A: "I don't want to!"
R: "Well Mom doesn't want to change your sheets every day either."
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At the Vicbowin's school waiting for her play to begin:
Mischievite to another parent: "Hi"
Parent: "Hi"
Mischievite: "What your name?"
Parent: "Jane."
Mischievite: "Hmm. What your daughter name?"
Parent: "Samantha."
Mischievite: "What your son name?"
Parent (smiling): "Jake."
Mischievite: "What your daughter daddy's name?"
Parent: "Justin."
Mischievite: "Hmm."
Turns to the next parent he see's: "Hi."
Parent 2 (trying not to laugh): "Hi."
Mischievite: "What your name?" . . . .
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Ralexwin: "What were you doing in the backyard earlier?"
Vicbowin: "I saw this Robin with a worm in it's mouth so I said, "You leave that poor worm alone!" Then the bird flew off."
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Vicbowin: "Last night Remewin was squealing like a pink pig!"
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Vicbowin: I fell and hit that bone that's in my bottom.
Me: Your tailbone?
Albowin (staring at his sobbing sister): Mom?... Do tails have bones?
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Albowin: That's the third shopping cart we've had mom! That's thrice you've changed.
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Albowin: "You just broke my brain!"
The rest of us: "You mean-- read your mind?"
Albowin: "No, like I didn't know what I was thinking until you said that... then I knew it."
Us: "Like an epiphany?"
A: "Yeah! An ePHipany."
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Elizabeth: Koala bears only live in China.
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And the Mischievite's two new favorite things to say:
In his angry voice: "Me talking to Mooooooom!"
Also in his angry voice: "Stop i-i-i-it."
(I really wish I could catch this one on tape.... it is priceless. He lowers his voice a few octaves and then growls it out like a threat to a wild animal or something, it's very cute and we tend to tease him into doing it just to hear it)
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Then my husband and I fiddled with his name (for the fun of it) and came up with his... after that the kids just seemed to fall into place.
The only one that I've had a hard time with is the Mischievite's. His is Iyawin... which is terribly hard to say, so I usually just go by the Mischievite.
I don't really call my kids by these names :) Although my daughter uses Vicbowin frequently in her own life.
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