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Funny Things the Kids Say Part 367.2

The Mischievite standing on top of a slide.

Me: 'Sit down please, I don't want you falling.'

Mischievite: 'Yeah, cause me fall and then me crack my head open and then me go back to Jesus.'

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Albowin after noticing a sign that says STAIR.

'Mom, why is it commanding us to stare?'

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Mischievite to a friend:

'When me die me go back to Jesus and then me become a mermaid!'

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Albowin to Mischievite:

'That's Mom's soda. It's Diet Coke. It's for fat people like mom, she's fat and wants to be skinny so she drinks Diet Coke because Diet Cokewill make you skinny.'

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Mischievite arguing science.

'Babies not human, they pigs.'

Comments

Myya said…
I do these too... I think the funny things kids say are the best! Your little ones are hilarious!!!
Sarah said…
Do your kids watch Rigoletto, by chance? There's a line about "Them ain't people, they pigs" in there...

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