Me: 'Sit down please, I don't want you falling.'
Mischievite: 'Yeah, cause me fall and then me crack my head open and then me go back to Jesus.'
Albowin after noticing a sign that says STAIR.
'Mom, why is it commanding us to stare?'
Mischievite to a friend:
'When me die me go back to Jesus and then me become a mermaid!'
Albowin to Mischievite:
'That's Mom's soda. It's Diet Coke. It's for fat people like mom, she's fat and wants to be skinny so she drinks Diet Coke because Diet Cokewill make you skinny.'
Mischievite arguing science.
'Babies not human, they pigs.'