Funny Things the Kids Say Part 367.2
The Mischievite standing on top of a slide.
Me: 'Sit down please, I don't want you falling.'
Mischievite: 'Yeah, cause me fall and then me crack my head open and then me go back to Jesus.'
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Albowin after noticing a sign that says STAIR.
'Mom, why is it commanding us to stare?'
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Mischievite to a friend:
'When me die me go back to Jesus and then me become a mermaid!'
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Albowin to Mischievite:
'That's Mom's soda. It's Diet Coke. It's for fat people like mom, she's fat and wants to be skinny so she drinks Diet Coke because Diet Cokewill make you skinny.'
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Mischievite arguing science.
'Babies not human, they pigs.'
Me: 'Sit down please, I don't want you falling.'
Mischievite: 'Yeah, cause me fall and then me crack my head open and then me go back to Jesus.'
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Albowin after noticing a sign that says STAIR.
'Mom, why is it commanding us to stare?'
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Mischievite to a friend:
'When me die me go back to Jesus and then me become a mermaid!'
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Albowin to Mischievite:
'That's Mom's soda. It's Diet Coke. It's for fat people like mom, she's fat and wants to be skinny so she drinks Diet Coke because Diet Cokewill make you skinny.'
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Mischievite arguing science.
'Babies not human, they pigs.'
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