How To Get Beat Up By Twilight Fans
Everyone keeps asking me if I'm going to go see the new Twilight movie and I gotta tell you... I'm not.
I enjoyed the books! I've even read them more than once (really not that big of a recommendation as I typically read books more than once) BUT the movies suck people!
Like really suck.
Like, seriously Stephenie, couldn't you have held out for a better budget? JK Rowling did and her fans aren't nearly as psychotic as yours are.
Here's the thing--I've seen the first two movies and you know what? I swear I've never laughed so hard in my entire life!
I mean can't breathe, stitch in your side, pee your pants and nearly vomit sort of laughing. I get together with my girlfriends and we watch them for the sole purpose of laughing our rear ends off.
So when people ask me if I want to go see Breaking Dawn with them I say, "You really don't want me in the theatre with you. I'm likely to get us both beat up."
Imagine it! A room full of squealing women (ages 16-80 ::shiver::) all acting like the Beatles have just walked into the room and Cannwin.... laughing her head off.
It's like a spark on a can of gasoline.
It's like an ember in a dry old wheat field.
It's just not a good idea. So, no... I won't be going to see Breaking Dawn with you my dears. Sorry.
I enjoyed the books! I've even read them more than once (really not that big of a recommendation as I typically read books more than once) BUT the movies suck people!
Like really suck.
Like, seriously Stephenie, couldn't you have held out for a better budget? JK Rowling did and her fans aren't nearly as psychotic as yours are.
Here's the thing--I've seen the first two movies and you know what? I swear I've never laughed so hard in my entire life!
I mean can't breathe, stitch in your side, pee your pants and nearly vomit sort of laughing. I get together with my girlfriends and we watch them for the sole purpose of laughing our rear ends off.
So when people ask me if I want to go see Breaking Dawn with them I say, "You really don't want me in the theatre with you. I'm likely to get us both beat up."
Imagine it! A room full of squealing women (ages 16-80 ::shiver::) all acting like the Beatles have just walked into the room and Cannwin.... laughing her head off.
It's like a spark on a can of gasoline.
It's like an ember in a dry old wheat field.
It's just not a good idea. So, no... I won't be going to see Breaking Dawn with you my dears. Sorry.
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Meaghan, I wouldn't even want to take Ralexwin. He'd either be so uncomfortable that he'd spoil it with his squirming or he'd get mad at me for luring him in and we'd end up arguing. Well, at least thats how it is with most chick flicks... I can't even imagine Twilight. He won't even touch the books!