Funny Things the Kids Say
To smart for her own good:
Vicbowin: Mom, whats your favorite acid?
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Vicbowin: I can sit in your seat because it's a free country!
Ralexwin: Well, it's not a free house.
Not quite there yet:
Albowin and the Mischievite: The rich man built his house upon the rock.
The wise man built his house upon the sand.
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Vicbowin: Way back when they used to put seeds in the ground and water it and the seeds would turn into food!
Thank you for that information:
Vicbowin: I like sleeping, it's one of my hobbies.
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Vicbowin: But Moooom... the day before yesterday I didn't have lunch.
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Ralexwin: Why do you think children make parents happy?
Albowin: Because they do work so moms and dads don't have to.
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Mischievite: Mommy, Mommy! Me need to go #3!
Don't be rude:
Ralexwin: What did we just talk about?
Mischievite: No stinking.
Ralexwin (ignoring Mischievite): No fighting and...
Mischievite: No stinking!
Ralexwin: ... no yelling and...
Mischievite: No stinking.
Ralexwin: ... no hitting.
Mischievite: And no stinking.
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Mischievite in the bath tub: "Dad, get out."
Ralexwin: "That was rude."
Mischievite: Me not mad, Dad. Me happy!... now get out.
Vicbowin: Mom, whats your favorite acid?
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Vicbowin: I can sit in your seat because it's a free country!
Ralexwin: Well, it's not a free house.
Not quite there yet:
Albowin and the Mischievite: The rich man built his house upon the rock.
The wise man built his house upon the sand.
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Vicbowin: Way back when they used to put seeds in the ground and water it and the seeds would turn into food!
Thank you for that information:
Vicbowin: I like sleeping, it's one of my hobbies.
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Vicbowin: But Moooom... the day before yesterday I didn't have lunch.
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Ralexwin: Why do you think children make parents happy?
Albowin: Because they do work so moms and dads don't have to.
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Mischievite: Mommy, Mommy! Me need to go #3!
Don't be rude:
Ralexwin: What did we just talk about?
Mischievite: No stinking.
Ralexwin (ignoring Mischievite): No fighting and...
Mischievite: No stinking!
Ralexwin: ... no yelling and...
Mischievite: No stinking.
Ralexwin: ... no hitting.
Mischievite: And no stinking.
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Mischievite in the bath tub: "Dad, get out."
Ralexwin: "That was rude."
Mischievite: Me not mad, Dad. Me happy!... now get out.
Comments
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Pearl
And what is #3? A mix of #1 and 2?
My word verification is squit. That should mean something.