Funny Kids
(Background) I'm trying to get everyone out of the house in the AM when the baby comes to me with a missing shoe (at least the fifth one of the morning). ME: Where is your shoe!? You just had it. 2 year old: I nuh no. (translation: I don't know) ME: Alright everyone look for his shoe too. (5 min later) Me- at the end of my rope: BABY! WHERE... IS... YOUR... SHOE! 2 year old: I... NUH... NO!!! ---- (Background) I'm trying to get 6 y/o to read to me. Me: I think that says 'thirty butterflies' Him (exasperated): No! That says ten. Me: Oh, ten butterflies. Him: NO! There's no 'b' ... see it's got an L-E-G- and S... That spells legs, not butterflies. See... ten legs! You really should know that Mom. --- This one doesn't need background. 7 year old daughter: Maybe the reason your heads been hurting so much is because of how much you yell. --- 6y/o: Being angry is bad, when you're angry you get screws. Me: Wha