Dear Silver Car that parked on my street last week: Sorry if that dent is new. Maybe next time don't park directly across from my driveway. Sincerely, Huge Silver Truck **** Dear Similac: The recall on your toddler formula was like three months ago. How long does it really take you to resupply? Sincerely, Mom of a hungry toddler. **** Dear Director's of the movie Salt, Dumb, dumb, dumb ending. Sincerely, Annoyed Patron **** Dear Oven, When I set you at 300* for an hour expecting you to warm up the food you're holding I would appreciate it if you took the hint. Thanks, Frazzled Chef **** Dear LDS Omaha, Nebraska Mission, I get the reasoning behind the guys not being able to come in my house unless my husband is home. But when it's 5* outside and they insist on standing on my porch for 15+ minutes because said spouse is late I begin to wonder if there isn't a line that needs to be decisively drawn in the sand--er snow. Sinc